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English SMS, We need someone we can count on to treat us nice,

Why we do need Friends..??
We need friends for many reason,
All throughout the 4 seasons,
We need frndz to comfort us when we are sad,
And to have fun with us when we are glad,
We need frndz to give us good advice,
We need someone we can count on to treat us nice,
We need frndz to remember.

English Poetry SMS, My hamster slammed me to the ground

My puppy punched me in the eye,
My rabbit whacked my ear,
My ferret gave a frightful cry,
and roundhouse kicked my rear,

My lizard flipped me upside down,
My kitten kicked my head,
My hamster slammed me to the ground,
and left me nearly dead,

So my advice? Avoid regrets,
no matter what you do,
don’t ever let your family pets,
take lessons in kung fu.