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Double Meaning Jokes, “Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono “

Ek Secretary apne boss k sath train trip pe ja rahi thi.
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,
K,
Achanak Boss ne puchha:
“Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono “Miyan Biwi”
Ki Tarah Guzaaren”
Secretary sharmate hue boli:
“Sir, jese aap ki marzi”
Boss:
“To chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do”
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Na dosto Na.
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Gande msg or mere page pe ?
UNpossible… 😛

Double Meaning Jokes, Uske bade aaram se dono dabane chahiye

5 rules to keep your wife or gf happy :
1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye – KHABAR
2. Uska pakad kar baar-baar chumna chahiye – HAATH
3. Uske bade aaram se dono dabane chahiye – PAER
4. Uski aage se hi nahi pichhe se bhi karni chahiye – TAAREEF
5. Uske samne aate hi Apna nikal kar uske hath mein rakh dena chahiye – WALLET
ek baar phir aapki soch ko salaam mere dost :