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Adult SMS, ehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar

wedding k dosri din saheli ney dulhan sey pocha

Saheli: Kal Raat Ko Terey 7 Kya Huwa?

Dulhan: Kuch Nahi Huwa

Saheli: Arey Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai

Dulhan: Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi,

Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar Killi Par Tangi

Saheli: Phir Kya Huwa?

Dulhan: Phir Killi Tut Gai… R…

Saheli: Or Kiya?

Dulhan: Or Woh Salla Subha Tak Killi Thokta Raha. 😛 😀 😀

Adult SMS, Subah huwi to na SUFI tha na Sadia.

sadia ko dieting ka shoOOq huwa, ami ley ayin SUFI.

SUFI sahib pey aitmad jo tha..

Subah huwi to na SUFI tha na Sadia.

Buhot talash kiya kuch pata na chaala.

Phir eik KISAAN ney bataya wo KASHMIR mey hain.

Or Man Pasand life guzar rahey hain.

5 saal bad Hina wapis aai to 7 me khan

Shaan or tipu sultan bhi they.

Lo kar lOOo SUFI g  per aitmaad…!! 😀

Adult SMS, Aainda Kabhi MereY Kapry NahiN

Mental Hospital Mey..

Nurse Ek Patient (Pagal) Sey:-

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Mera Dupatta Utaro…

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Pagal: Ok !

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Nurse: Ab Meri Kameez Bhi Utaro…

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Pagal: Ok !

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Nurse: Ab Meri Salwar Bhi Utaro???

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Pagal- Ok !!!

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Nurse: Ab Meri Bra r Panty Bhi…

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AOr Dhyaan Rahe…

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Aainda Kabhi MereY Kapry NahiN Pehanna..!!

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Aaj Fir Aapki Soch Ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami 😀 😀

Adult SMS, Then all the Boys

A Girl enters the class ..

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with her new sandal.. :)



Boys: Chappal achhe hai.. :) Wah wah




Girl: NikalOOn kya???






Then all the Boys (ek sath):





Lo kar lo baat…
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Dress to aur bhi achi hai….!!! 😛 😀 lolx